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Old Jul 14, 2011, 05:48 AM // 05:48   #5901
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sorry no upstairs here--no stairs here at all.


if time doesnt exist, why are we aging?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 09:20 AM // 09:20   #5902
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Because time pretends it doesn't exist.

Why do you always think you look bad in a photo?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 02:57 PM // 14:57   #5903
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because I look bad in person hence the photo cant be better.


do you still have a landline phone?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #5904
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No, my dial up died and went to heaven. (Can't remember the last time I had a landline, probably when I was 10.)

Why do dogs bark?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 08:45 PM // 20:45   #5905
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because they can't say RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO you.

how do you shine a crazy diamond?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 09:27 PM // 21:27   #5906
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You shine your boot firstly and then kick it.

Why do you want to shine a crazy diamond?
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Old Jul 14, 2011, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #5907
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To sell it duh!!

What is the most powerful drug that isn't a drug?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #5908
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Meditation.

Is the diamond on drugs?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 11:46 AM // 11:46   #5909
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just a little bit of some...

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A-bomb
Bad seed
Bars
Bazooka
Belushi
Bipping
Black acid
Bombita
Bump up
C & M
Candy flipping
Candy flipping on a string
Candy sticks
Caviar
Champagne
Chasing the dragon
Cheese
China White
Chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate rock
Cocktail
Cocoa puff
Cotton brothers
Crack bash
Crisscrossing
Croak
Dirties
Domex
Draf
Dynamite
Eightball
El diablito
El diablo
Elephant flipping
Five way
Flamethrowers
Flower flipping
Frisco speedball
Geek-joint
Goofball
Greek
Gremmies
H-bomb
Handlebars
He-she
Hippieflip
Homicide
Hugs and kisses
Jellies
Jet fuel
Jim Jones
Karachi
Kittie flipping
Lace
LBJ
Love flipping
Max
Meth speed ball
Mexican speedball
Monkey
Monos
Mortal Combat
Murder One
Nexus flipping
New Jack Swing
P & P (Party & play)
P-dogs
Parachute down
Party pack
Pikachu
Polo
Poro
Premos
Pseudocaine
Red rock opium
Red rum
Rocket Fuel
Roboflipping
Sandwich
Sextasy
Shabu
Sherman stick
Smoking gun
Snow seals
Snowball
Spaceball
Speedball
Speedies
Spike
Squirrel
Stacks
Super X
Tar
The Clapton
Tio
TNT
Troll
Waffle dust
Whack
Whiz bang
Wicky
Wild cat
Woolie blunt

When is Guild Wars 2 coming out?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #5910
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2 November I hope

Why the LOOOOONG list of stuff?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 01:12 PM // 13:12   #5911
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They are all street names for drug concoctions.

Why do you not ask the moon for directions?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 02:20 PM // 14:20   #5912
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Because it goes round and round in a circle.

Why can't men ask for directions?
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 02:26 PM // 14:26   #5913
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because we think with our coc*s and our coc*s only know how to ask for something other than directions.

why do english people call french fries chips. when we clearly know they are not chips...
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Old Jul 15, 2011, 11:56 PM // 23:56   #5914
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Because they look like chips, same reason we call 'spiders' insects.

Why do people think wolves are evil?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #5915
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Because people have wild imaginations

Is everyday exactly the same?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #5916
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Only if you count today as the same as yesterday

what do you think of britney spears?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #5917
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used up

Whats fear of Chuck Norris called?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 07:03 AM // 07:03   #5918
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stupidity.


why has this page almost gone by without my posting on it?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #5919
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Because your rat was at the 'all you can eat' cookie bar till midnight.

Why do people think snakes are slimy?
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Old Jul 16, 2011, 01:50 PM // 13:50   #5920
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cause some are (and fiepy was here with me....looking up nuts and screws til the wee hours of the morning).


why do men insist on making things with their own 2 hands, and then require women to fix the plans so that said item wont fall apart?
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